March 2012
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
“I feel my heart ache, but I’ve forgotten what that feeling means”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via bambiguts)
lol I just went through all my Facebook photos and I’m dumb so I’m just gonna go be dead now
bye
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his wife just exploded
Just started watching the godfather when it’s two and a half hours in the only thing that’s keeping me watching is young al pacino mmm mm M
kanyevvest:
what is the point of lingerie just get naked
I hate being on twitter cause people say such retarded things it makes me want to throw up and also everyone is stupiD WHY
mamacita
“The girl is infectious human waste, and she’s confused and afraid to commit to...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via pax-caelestis)
tunnnelsnakesrule:
I can’t wait for Jesus to come back and just be like “can you guys just stop being dicks to each other for like five minutes” and then kickflip over the sun
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I always fail those whore tests or whatever they are
like whores always deny that they’re whores
And whores always hate on whores
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Sometimes I put my ear on Misty’s tummy and listen
And it sounds crazy like glug glug glug
niggapus:
remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy
tampoons:
i want to die
hmuifyoureblack:
I went on a date once
no I didn’t
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